Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 38)

You know I don’t ask for much in this life; fresh fish, ten cents off on laundry detergent, volcanic boils all over my ex-husband, and the Sox in the Series again before I die.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Cooking Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?

(1967 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way… by eating a box of Double-Stuf Oreos.

(1966) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

It’s time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

(1946 – ) American actor
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

(1938 – ) American actor
Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes

In the words of Harry S. Truman: If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf’s wouldn’t be as crowded.

(1956 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

(1985 – ) American actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Give me liberty or… Ooooo… a jelly donut!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The name’s Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me ‘Psycho.’ Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you … And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff … If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.

American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Mother Superiority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast – I’m leaving.

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

What's up, Doc?

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
TV/Movie Quotes