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It’s a point or setter plant.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right… I can't decide.

Dudley Moore

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Arthur in “Arthur” Decisions Drinking

Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV; that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Children Television TV/Movie Quotes

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Jury duty

I never saw a dame yet that didn’t understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45.

Jerry Lacy

(1936 – ) American stage, film & television actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Bogart character from “Play It Again Sam”

Mother Superiority

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Mother Superior

No taxation without regimentation.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Representation

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Errol Flynn

Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

Foghorn Leghorn

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Fester Addams in “The Addams Family”

[about the dictionary] It’s the most pointless book since “How to Learn French”… was translated into French.

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder” Dictionaries

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

Chuckles the Clown

TV/Movie Quotes [attributed] In “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes Singing Torture

That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

Crowbar… dynamite… cyanide; Fester… as if we'd run out.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family” Looking through Fester's suitcase

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Raj: 60 seconds. This is not looking good.
Sheldon: One minute is a long time.
Howard: I’ve been telling women that for 20 years.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory”

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Reincarnated

Judge: Do you swear?
Curly: No! But I know all the woids!

Curly Howard

(1903 – 1952) American comedian & actor (The Three Stooges)

TV/Movie Quotes

Besides me, who would point out that your teeth have turned the same color of yellow as your underwear and that you have more hair in your nose than on your head?

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 4)

It’s a point or setter plant.

Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right… I can't decide.

Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV; that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

I never saw a dame yet that didn’t understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45.

Mother Superiority

No taxation without regimentation.

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds.

[about the dictionary] It’s the most pointless book since “How to Learn French”… was translated into French.

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

Crowbar… dynamite… cyanide; Fester… as if we'd run out.

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

Raj: 60 seconds. This is not looking good.
Sheldon: One minute is a long time.
Howard: I’ve been telling women that for 20 years.

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

Judge: Do you swear?
Curly: No! But I know all the woids!

Besides me, who would point out that your teeth have turned the same color of yellow as your underwear and that you have more hair in your nose than on your head?