Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 4)

[tees off] Fore! [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch] … I should have yelled, “Two!”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Golf Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Where are we?

Grandma: It looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

(1952 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[asked to say something at Curly’s burial] Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.

(1947 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Gomez: He has my father's eyes.

Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Could the reason you can’t find a guy is because you’re letting them ride the rollercoaster without buying a ticket?

Penny: Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.

(1985 – ) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

As inevitable as death in Texas.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I ain't gonna eat this food with these Chink pick-up sticks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I gave that man the drunkest years of my life.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

She’s all dressed up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Operator – give me the number for 911!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: I’m just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what’s your point?

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm on the horns of an enema.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Three out of two.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

My favorite kind of wild animal is on a plate.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Animals TV/Movie Quotes