Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 4)

Bernadette: It didn’t help that you couldn’t walk a straight line when the cop pulled you over.

Howard: I have performance anxiety. You of all people should know that.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Bonnie, there’s a stampede… in your tent!

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.

(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to take the high road, and just because I’m high.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

If it has genitals on the outside it’s hiding something on the inside.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Men People TV/Movie Quotes

Turkey can never beat cow.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Smile, it enhances your face value.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don’t think I’m up to a performance, but I’ll rehearse with you, if you like.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve learned one thing in my life; never fry chicken when you are naked.

(1957 – 2014) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Life TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes