Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 40)

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ambassador Trentino: I didn’t come here to be insulted!

Rufus T. Firefly: That’s what you think!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: What’s new Normie?

Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach and they’re demanding beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Pete: Just don’t ask me to lend you any money.

Ben Stone: Can I just – have some?

(1982 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, producer, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Young man, I'm going to be on you like a numerator on a denominator.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Harry Shearer)
TV/Movie Quotes

Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?

Lt. Frank Drebin: Well… it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? “What’s the magic word?”
Niles: You’re kidding.
Frasier: He didn’t think it was very amusing when I said, “Rest home!”

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.

(1954 – ) American actress
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon, I’d kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

(1985 – ) American actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

What was I thinking when I said “I do”? I’d already had sex with her; I didn’t need that again.

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes