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Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

Tina Fey

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

TV/Movie Quotes From Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live”

Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.

John Cusack

(1966 – ) American film actor, producer & screenwriter

Entertainment Music TV/Movie Quotes As Rob Gordon in “High Fidelity”

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Michael Palin

(1943 – ) English comedian, writer, television host & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As King of Swamp Castle in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”

I told him no. N, O, W — no!

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in television show “Cheers” Trust

Cliff: Sometimes I’m ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don’t think God’s doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Carla Tortelli in “Cheers”

George: I should get to sleep with Elaine. That’s the only way to punish you.
Jerry: That doesn’t punish me. That punishes Elaine.

Jerry Seinfeld

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

TV/Movie Quotes

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

Jennifer Aniston

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

Animals Cats TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends”

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Mortician

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes Stick

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Advice

Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Well… it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear” Bust

Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.

Sigourney Weaver

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Dana Barrett in “Ghostbusters” Possession

Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?

John Galecki

(1975 – ) American actor

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Leonard Hofstadter in “The Big Bang Theory”

Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Alec Baldwin

(1958 – ) American actor & producer

Family Mothers TV/Movie Quotes As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges

Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Steve McCroskey in “Airplane!” Sniffing glue

[Dana has described seeing a terror dog in her refrigerator]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters”

[on George Burns’s 100th birthday] I don’t know the secret to his longevity, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope Pauly Shore doesn’t know it either.

Norm MacDonald

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian

TV/Movie Quotes From Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live”

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 40)

Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

I told him no. N, O, W — no!

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

Cliff: Sometimes I’m ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don’t think God’s doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.

George: I should get to sleep with Elaine. That’s the only way to punish you.
Jerry: That doesn’t punish me. That punishes Elaine.

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Well… it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.

Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?

Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

[Dana has described seeing a terror dog in her refrigerator]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

[on George Burns’s 100th birthday] I don’t know the secret to his longevity, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope Pauly Shore doesn’t know it either.

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, “What’s going in Mr. Peterson?” A beer please, Woody.