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So many assholes… so few bullets…

Andrew Dice Clay

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Ford Fairlane in “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane”

Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Edina: Get cabs!

Jennifer Saunders

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress

Driving TV/Movie Quotes As Edina (Eddie) in “Absolutely Fabulous”

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Impotent Potentcy

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Temporary

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “Addams Family Values” Waiting for the girl to pop out of a cake

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

America Places TV/Movie Quotes As Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation”

If there’s anything that upsets me, it’s having people say I’m sensitive.

Don Knotts

(1924 – 2006) American comedic actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Barney Fife in “The Andy Griffith Show”

Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life.
Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I’ll kiss you twice.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Cleo Borden in “Goin’ To Town” Kisses

Even Oedipus didn’t see his mother coming.

Sharon Stone

(1958 – ) American actress, film producer & model

TV/Movie Quotes As Catherine Tramell in “Basic Instinct 2” Oedipus

It’s not the years, Honey, it’s the mileage.

Harrison Ford

(1942 – ) American film actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Indiana Jones in “Raiders Of The Lost Ark”

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Marilyn Monroe

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol

Life TV/Movie Quotes As Sugar in “Some Like It Hot”

Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

Dixie Carter

(1939 – 2010) American actress

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes As S.B. Bellows in “The Big Broadcast of 1938”

Penny: What kind of teenager did you think I was?
Bernadette: Slutty.
Amy: Easy.
Penny: The word is ‘popular’.

Kaley Cuoco

(1985 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Penny in “The Big Bang Theory”

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.

Matthew Broderick

(1962 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Ferris Bueller in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” Of his friend Cameron

I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

Amanda Seyfried

(1985 – ) American actress, singer & model

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Smith in “Mean Girls” ESP Psychic

You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family” To Uncle Fester

Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Jennifer Coolidge

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Paulette in “Legally Blonde”

Squid pro quo.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Quid

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 42)

So many assholes… so few bullets…

Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

Patsy: Well, what am I supposed to do if you die?
Edina: Get cabs!

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

If there’s anything that upsets me, it’s having people say I’m sensitive.

Ivan Valadov: For one kiss of your lips I would give half of my life.
Cleo Borden: Oh, see me tomorrow, I’ll kiss you twice.

Even Oedipus didn’t see his mother coming.

It’s not the years, Honey, it’s the mileage.

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.

Penny: What kind of teenager did you think I was?
Bernadette: Slutty.
Amy: Easy.
Penny: The word is ‘popular’.

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.

I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…

Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Squid pro quo.