Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 45)

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A jester unemployed is nobody’s fool.

(1913 – 1987) American actor, singer, dancer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve hated you from the first moment I married you!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

‘Maebe’: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?

Michael: That’s a cross.

’Maebe’: Across from where?

(1989 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Self TV/Movie Quotes

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Bonnie, there’s a stampede… in your tent!

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?

Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes – show him where they are, he drinks all day.

(1959 – ) Australian actor
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I like Mexico; it’s so… Mexican.

(1908 – 1990) American actress
Places TV/Movie Quotes

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

How’s about a beer, Norm?

That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.

Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I feel as though the Russian Army has been walking over my tongue in their stocking feet.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Newman: I’m a little offended, Jerry.

Jerry: You’re not a little anything, Newman.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

Serge: I hope you will be alone.

Lady Lou: So do I, warm, dark, and handsome.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes