Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 46)

That guy is a blackbuster.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Gregory: Rose, I love you and I… I want to be married to you.
Rose: Gregory, You are married to me.
Gregory: Uh… that’s right!

(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

He is a boil on the butt of humanity!

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like your new sweetie’s turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report… run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not really a cab driver. I’m just waiting for something better to come along. You know, like death.

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[breaks wind at a dinner] Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Did you crash the men’s room?

Sue Ann: Of course not… I went as somebody’s guest.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?

Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of ‘friends with benefits.'

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death TV/Movie Quotes

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

(1939 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes