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I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.
Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Death Relationships TV/Movie Quotes As Ambrose Wolfinger in “Man on the Flying Trapeze” Mother-in-law

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Temporary

Edina: Patsy went out with Keith Moon, sweetie.
Patsy: Well, I say went out; I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.

Joanna Lumley

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again…

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.

Shirley MacLaine

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author

Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes As Ouiser in “Steel Magnolias” Plays Theater

Maybe you're only allotted a certain amount of tears per man and I’ve used mine up.

Sarah Jessica Parker

(1965 – ) American actress, model, singer & producer

Relationships TV/Movie Quotes Tears

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Fester Addams in “The Addams Family”

Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup”

Howard Johnson: Y’know, Nietzsche says: “Out of chaos comes order.”
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

David Huddleston

(1930 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Olson Johnson in “Blazing Saddles”

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Women Liberteens

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Libertarians

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent Van Gogh.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Joe in “Everyone Says I Love You”

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

Muppet character (Frank Oz)

Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You’re just wasting your breath, and that’s no great loss either.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes In “Monkey Business”

And just remember, the best thing about kids… is making them!

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

[After the mob on horseback encounters a toll booth] Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

Slim Pickens

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Taggart in “Blazing Saddles”

To you Niles, a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn’t have valet parking.

John Mahoney

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Martin Crane in “Frasier” Neighborhood

That's all, folks!

Mel Blanc

(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 46)

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.
Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

Edina: Patsy went out with Keith Moon, sweetie.
Patsy: Well, I say went out; I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again…

I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.

Maybe you're only allotted a certain amount of tears per man and I’ve used mine up.

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove.

Howard Johnson: Y’know, Nietzsche says: “Out of chaos comes order.”
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

Women Liberteens

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

My knowledge of art is limited to Kirk Douglas as Vincent Van Gogh.

Never eat more than you can lift.

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

You’re just wasting your breath, and that’s no great loss either.

And just remember, the best thing about kids… is making them!

[After the mob on horseback encounters a toll booth] Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

To you Niles, a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn’t have valet parking.

That's all, folks!