Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 5)

A man does what he has to do… if he can’t get out of it.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Family TV/Movie Quotes

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: What were you doing at Penny’s?

Sheldon: Well, we had dinner, played some games, and then I spent the night. Oh, and you’ll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of ‘friends with benefits.'

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Lemon merinj pie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That's all, folks!

(1908 – 1989) voice actor & comedian (voice of cartoon character Porky Pig)
Epitaphs TV/Movie Quotes

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?

Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

We can hike anytime; this is our chance to see cars driving.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

He tried wearing an allergy tag, but his neck was too weak to support it.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I may play the fool at times but I’m a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You spend too much money? Nah. A lot of people go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Why don’t you two put your heads together and make an ass outta yourselves.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: He’s trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Carla: He wants you to wear a padded bra?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[tees off] Fore! [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch] … I should have yelled, “Two!”

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Golf Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: You know what Woody, you just gave me something to think about.

Woody: I’m sorry Sam, I hate it when someone does that to me.

(1961 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Greg, Honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

(1953 – ) American model & actress
TV/Movie Quotes