Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 5)

Lemon merinj pie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying… skim milk… which is water that’s lying about being milk.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Family TV/Movie Quotes

The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

If it has genitals on the outside it’s hiding something on the inside.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Men People TV/Movie Quotes

V-D Day

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If the Lord had more respect for money, He would have given it to a higher class of people.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: Coach, I’m gonna be blunt with you. Her friend’s cute and all that, but she doesn’t have what I’m lookin’ for in a woman.

Diane: What’s that? Break-away clothes?

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Susan: Arthur, will you take my hand?

Arthur: That would leave you with one!

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV; that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Children Television TV/Movie Quotes

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator: 6 feet tall, 300 pounds… it makes ice.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Women

She is there, behind the rich and powerful… beside the rich and powerful… under the rich and powerful.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than… than… than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

(1923 – 1977) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?

Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

(1967 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes Work

Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

She’s gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I’ll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Over my dead body.

Sam: Hey, don’t bring last night into this.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Bonnie, there’s a stampede… in your tent!

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes