Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 50)

Luna Schlosser: What’s it feel like to be dead for 200 years?

Miles Monroe: Like spending a weekend in Beverly Hills.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I’ve ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

movie character, in Kind Hearts And Coronets (Dennis Price)
Age TV/Movie Quotes

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

You want to go out tonight? We could grab an Italian. And then go for dinner afterwards.

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: Why are you learning Chinese?

(1975 – ) American actor
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But once in a while can’t you choose someone else?

(1935 – ) Israeli theatrical & film performer & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[Head spins wildly and begins shrieking] Don’t you hate it when that happens?

(1951 – ) American actor, comedian, producer & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Lobster Greenberg

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Newman: I’m a little offended, Jerry.

Jerry: You’re not a little anything, Newman.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ‘til they die.

American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Edward Lewis: You can’t charge me for directions!

Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain’t lost.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Secretary: It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law.

Field’s reply: Yes, it is, very hard… it’s almost impossible.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Death Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Truth TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?

Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes