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How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-cancelling breasts.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

Oh Al, I never wanted your life. I just took it because it was there.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

Lemon merinj pie.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Merengue

Insurance is like marriage – you pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children” Insurance

Diane: Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

‘Maebe’: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That’s a cross.
’Maebe’: Across from where?

Alia Shawkat

(1989 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As ‘Maeby Fünke’ in “Arrested Development”

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

Lynn Redgrave

(1943 – 2010) English actress

God Life TV/Movie Quotes As Georgy in “Georgy Girl” Humor

I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. [Dana starts passionately making out with him] Actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule…

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters”

I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Seduced

I never saw a dame yet that didn’t understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45.

Jerry Lacy

(1936 – ) American stage, film & television actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Bogart character from “Play It Again Sam”

Archie Bunker: Here’s something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.
Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family” Disney World

Monica Banta: You must be Louie.
Louie De Palma: How did you know my name?
Monica: I only had three people described to me. One was smart, one was good-looking, and one was you.

Julie Kavner

(1950 – ) American actress & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Monica Banta in “Taxi”

Paul Buchman: Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day.
Jamie Buchman: So, in other words, you forgot to buy me a card.
Paul Buchman: That’s what I'm saying.

Helen Hunt

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Jamie Buchman in “Mad About You”

Ross: All right, I’ll tell you why you’re a bad driver. You’re fast and irresponsible.
Rachel: Well, excuse me, but in high school that made me head cheerleader.

Jennifer Aniston

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends” Driving

A sexagenarian? At his age? I think that’s disgusting!

Gracie Allen

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Age Misspokements Old Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I see you're a man with ideals; I guess I better be going while you've still got them.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Flower Belle Lee in “My Little Chickadee” Ideals

Hello?… room service… bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

TV/Movie Quotes As Harry Binelli in “Room Service” Ice

Maude: When he says wife, he means possession.
Walter: So what, Maude? You told me a hundred times you want to be possessed.
Maude: Walter Findlay, I never said that standing up and you know it.

Bea Arthur

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Maude Findlay in “Maude”

Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. … I can’t believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday! [sighs] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.
Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.