Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 51)

Uncle Nick Nack’s winter wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack’s summer wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Peg, this is your birthday, please don’t make me kill you!

(1946 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

(1963 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Truth TV/Movie Quotes

Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

‘Maebe’: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?

Michael: That’s a cross.

’Maebe’: Across from where?

(1989 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I’m a Mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

No dice, Chicago. I’m giving the orders and we’re coming in. I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?

(1947 – ) American actor
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

(1975 – ) American actress, film director, screenwriter & author
Men TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes