Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 52)

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

(1939 – 2000) American actor
Military TV/Movie Quotes

Bonnie: That’s really wonderful. You got him [a calf] to drink from the bottle.

Mitch: Yeah, thank God, ‘cause my nipples were killing me.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

I'll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

To you Niles, a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn’t have valet parking.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Penny: What kind of teenager did you think I was?
Bernadette: Slutty.
Amy: Easy.
Penny: The word is ‘popular’.

(1985 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.

(1952 – 2010) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[to his now-fat ex-wife, at their daughter’s wedding] Remember, you haven’t lost a daughter – you’ve gained a ton.

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[doorbell rings] Peg, could you get that? It’s probably the ‘Homeless: It Could Be Worse’ Tour.

(1946 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

If Bush’s [overall approval ratings] don’t improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

To show that his energy bill is about more than drilling for oil in Alaska. This week President Bush visited a plant in Virginia that turned soy beans into a clean burning diesel fuel; which the president hopes one day will be used to fuel oil drilling machines in Alaska.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Trying is just the first step toward failure.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Failure TV/Movie Quotes

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Men People TV/Movie Quotes Women

Sue Ann: I hope I’m not disturbing you.

Mary: I was in bed.

Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you’re alone!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

State Trooper: Now you can go back to Punxsutawney, or you can go ahead and freeze to death. It’s your choice. So what’s it gonna be?

Phil: [pauses] I’m thinking…

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes