Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 53)

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television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I have to go now. I’m having an old friend for dinner.

(1937 – ) Welsh actor & composer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve decided to make Grammy Moon’s famous sheep’s head stew. Don’t worry, the name’s a bit misleading – it’s actually more of a soup.

(1961 – ) English actress, model, producer, comedian, singer & dancer
Cooking Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

[Sarcastically] I’m about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, ‘guts’. Why, Ted Striker’s got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!


TV/Movie Quotes

Mary Jo: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.

Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

(1951 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a. 45 and a shovel; I doubt anybody would miss you.

(1940 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Government Military TV/Movie Quotes

Tony: Do you remember what you said to your wife to break up with her?

Alex: Yes, I remember what I said – I said, “Why is that man wearing my pajamas?”

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher.’

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing.

(1949 – ) American actor, comedian & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes Women

Oh, they’ve broken my sacroiliac! Run to the nearest golf course and get a doctor!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Doctors Health TV/Movie Quotes

[on phone] No, the doctor isn’t in just now. Oh, he won’t be back for a long, long time. He went out on one of those eternity cases.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, arithmetic… I was always pretty good at figures myself.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I used to be Snow White… but I drifted.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

They’ve found a way to bring the charm of an airport to a midtown location.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

Richard Finch: Why do you wanna work on television?
Bridget: I’ve got to leave my job because I shagged my boss.
Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.

(1969 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes