Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 54)

Lilith: Well, I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.

Carla: Like a body temperature?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Linda: Would you like us to call a doctor?

Allan: No, no, I could use a three foot band-aid.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Gomez: Forever!
Morticia: I’ll get them!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Last will & tentacle

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Suzanne: Where are our seats?

Julia: I don’t know. If history teaches us anything, mine will be next to a baby who smokes.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
God Life TV/Movie Quotes

I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?

Norm: Hey I’m high on life, Coach… of course, beer is my life.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Even communism works… in theory.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin.

(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: You probably want to get on home.

Carla: Are you kiddin’? It’s two a.m., my kids might be there.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

If God wanted you to eat Puerto Rican Food, he would have lined your stomach with Pepto Bismol.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Love TV/Movie Quotes

My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I hope I’m not disturbing you.

Mary: I was in bed.

Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you’re alone!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Poor Emily. It’s so sad that she mixed drugs and alcohol and spent the night with you… when most people only die.

(1952 – ) American actress, producer, radio host, & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes