Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 56)

If ignorance is bliss, this is Eden.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Newman: I’m a little offended, Jerry.

Jerry: You’re not a little anything, Newman.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not easy being green.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.

(1952 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Hannah: Excessive masturbation?

Mickey: You gonna start knockin’ my hobbies?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Vanessa: You have no class, Thornton, and I am tired of it! I want a divorce.

Melon: Divorce. I knew we had something in common.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Divorce Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: Mary, you’ve been in my bedroom before, haven’t you?

Mary: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would’ve remembered this!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: I’m just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what’s your point?

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Elaine: Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there’s less

(1961 – ) American actress, comedian & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport; thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no change in our regulation of guns.

(1977 – ) British political comedian & television host
Arms Conflict TV/Movie Quotes

The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[To Gomez ] Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes