Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 56)

Howard: It was an hour ago, Sheldon. A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas for that long, for sale signs start to go up.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Time TV/Movie Quotes

I haven’t seen this many white people in tuxedos since the Titanic.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Umbiblical cord

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I don’date these girls because they’re well-read. I gave one of them a copy of “Farewell to Arms” . She thought it was a diet book.

(1934 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry

(1976 – ) American actress & singer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Gregory Larkin: You don’t use make-up, do you?

Rose Morgan: What’s the point? I’d still look like me, only in color.

(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
TV/Movie Quotes

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
Conflict Killing TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints… they’re upstairs in my socks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious?
Dr. Rumack I am serious… and don’t all me Shirley.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[Leonard & Alice are kissing] Leonard: Damn it, I can’t. I can’t do this.

Alice: Is it my tongue stud? ‘Cause if that freaks you out, you’re in for a real surprise later on.

(1978 – ) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Woman: I need shoes.

Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.

(1946 – ) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Takes a hard man to eat boiled owl.

(1905 – 1982) American film & stage actor
People TV/Movie Quotes

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?

[Lurch hangs his head.]

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[after sex with the monster] Oh, where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

(1904 – 1986) English-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes