Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 56)

Jim: You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger: You just came from the kitchen.
Jim: Thank God.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[after Raymond sees Deborah crying all alone]: Do you cry because I’m stupid?

Deborah: No, I eat ice cream because you are stupid.

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.

Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[After a fight] Yeah, I’m fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy’s fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Conflict Fights TV/Movie Quotes

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I’d want from her is the hockey scores.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Chandler: You guys all have goals, you all have dreams. I don’t have a dream.

Ross: Ah, the lesser known ‘I don’t have a dream’ speech. 


(1966 – ) American actor, director, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: What’d you like Normie?

Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor
Friends People TV/Movie Quotes

This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Time TV/Movie Quotes

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: Well what am I supposed to do if you die?

Edina: Get cabs!

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I have two words for you… shut the f**k up!

(1943 – ) American actor, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Turkey can never beat cow.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes