Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 57)

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Nora Charles: I read where you were shot, in the tabloids.

Nick Charles: It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.

(1892 – 1984) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory… and he won't get to come.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Eddie: Well, darling, she’s been low recently.

Saffie: Low? She’d get vertigo in a sewer.


TV/Movie Quotes

But they have one great redeeming feature: their wallets! More capacious than an elephant’s scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on!

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Oh God, bills, bills, bills. … Honestly Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican – whichever way I turn, I’ve still got an enormous bill in front of me.

(1955 – ) English actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes

Fred Sanford: I still want to sow some wild oats.

Lamont: At your age, you don’t have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Men don’t like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to… you know… lower cuddling.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

(1934 – ) English actor
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry

(1976 – ) American actress & singer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You’re germinatin’ all over me!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?

Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.

Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

(1963 – ) American actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor
Friends People TV/Movie Quotes