Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 57)

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Catherine: Your wife is really lucky.

Frasier: Well, I’m sure she’d say the same thing, especially now that our marriage is over.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. And then, of course, you spoke.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Arms TV/Movie Quotes

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Get that ugly, flea-ridden, stinking animal out of my garage, and tell him to take his horse with him!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator: 6 feet tall, 300 pounds… it makes ice.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Women

Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today – you run over a small child or something?

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

There must be a mistake: you’ve accidentally given me the food my food eats.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Dana Barrett: That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer.

Allan: I don’t have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I must admit he exhibits the most extraordinary capacity for middle age that I’ve ever encountered in a young man of twenty-four.

movie character, in Kind Hearts And Coronets (Dennis Price)
Age TV/Movie Quotes

She’s all dressed up like a well-kept grave.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

But they have one great redeeming feature: their wallets! More capacious than an elephant’s scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on!

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Children Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Bernadette: Yeah, it’s your third date, maybe you could go more sexy.
Amy: Well, some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.

(1985 – ) American actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Today I’m handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I’m all out of lollipops.

(1968 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s popularity has been slipping in recent months as residents slowly begin to realize they elected Arnold Schwarzenegger to be their governor.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Which reminds me of the time an Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Vicar, a Rabbi and a Priest all go into a bar and the barman looks up and says ‘Is this a joke?’

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes