Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 58)

Norm: I want something light and cold.

Carla: Sorry, it’s Diane’s day off.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Sonja: What are you suggesting, passive resistance?

Boris: No, I'm suggesting active fleeing.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright
Conversation TV/Movie Quotes

It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Roads are just a suggestion Marge, just like pants.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Things TV/Movie Quotes

Maude Findlay: Walter, if you don’t want my daughter and my only grandchild living here with us just tell me.
Walter Findlay: And…?
Maude: And I’ll rip your heart out.

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer
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Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?

Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Mitch: Hi Curly. Killed anyone today?
Curly: The day ain’t over yet…

(1919 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

She’s cleared her schedule from 7:00 ‘til 7:30 – that means foreplay and cuddling.

(1959 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

They’ve found a way to bring the charm of an airport to a midtown location.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Dana Barrett: You know, you don’t act like a scientist.
Dr. Peter Venkman: They’re usually pretty stiff.
Dana Barrett: You’re more like a game show host.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Well shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.


TV/Movie Quotes

There’s only two things I hate in this world; people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.

(1933 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician, producer & director
Baseball Sports TV/Movie Quotes

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

TV/Movie Quotes

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?

[Lurch hangs his head.]

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes