Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 59)

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

(1967 – ) English actor
Fights TV/Movie Quotes

Hannah: Excessive masturbation?

Mickey: You gonna start knockin’ my hobbies?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Cleo Borden: Yeah, for a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
Young Fellow: You mean to say you reformed?
Cleo Borden: No, I got over being ashamed.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Just do it Baldrick, or I shall further enoble you by knighting you very clumsily with this meat cleaver.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

(1979 – 2008) Australian actor & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Even Oedipus didn’t see his mother coming.

(1958 – ) American actress, film producer & model
TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

The suspense is terrible… I hope it’ll last.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Ain’t no use running, fool! I know where your mama parks your house!

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & skateboarder
TV/Movie Quotes

[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.

(1963 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Soldier: He was from my village. He was the village idiot.
Boris: Yeah, what did you do, place?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

[After the mob on horseback encounters a toll booth] Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archaeology professor get that good with a whip?

Howard: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That’s how I learned.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Or what, you port-brained twerp?! I’ve looked after you all my life! Even when we were babies, I had to show you which bit of your mother was serving the drinks!

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Folks, I’ve just received a special news bulletin: “You have something on your front tooth.”

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It took me two weeks to find Stella’s apartment. She had neglected to give me her address.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It takes two to get one in trouble.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

They will never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes