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Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes From “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask”

Barfly: Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago.
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, yes. I had to. She died.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Cuthbert J. Twillie in “My Little Chickadee”

Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?

Courteney Cox

(1964 – ) American actress, producer & director

Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes As Monica in “Friends”

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

Gilda Radner

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live” Resources

Woman: What kind of powder does your mommy use?
Wednesday: Baking powder.
Woman: I mean on her face.
Wednesday: Baking powder.

Lisa Loring

(1958 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Wednesday in TV’s “The Addams Family”

Wealthy men are never old.

Lauren Bacall

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model

TV/Movie Quotes As Schatze Page in “How To Marry a Millionaire”

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Nevermore

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Internet – they have that on computers now?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Computers Internet

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Animals TV/Movie Quotes Bacon Pork

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Coma

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: I’ve never met an intelligent woman I’d want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: ‘whew.’

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Two in the bush

You male corpses are all alike; never a thought for the woman who spent her life getting you into that grave.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Men TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children”

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking
Arthur: It’d have to be a real big woman.

Dudley Moore

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Arthur in “Arthur”

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Thunderbolt

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes Bacon Vegetarian

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.

Richard Gere

(1949 – ) American actor & activist

TV/Movie Quotes As Edward Lewis in “Pretty Woman”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 59)

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

I don’ t know if you’ ve read my book, “Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing.”

Barfly: Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago.
Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, yes. I had to. She died.

Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

Woman: What kind of powder does your mommy use?
Wednesday: Baking powder.
Woman: I mean on her face.
Wednesday: Baking powder.

Wealthy men are never old.

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

Sam: What’ll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Internet – they have that on computers now?

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

Sam: I’ve never met an intelligent woman I’d want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: ‘whew.’

A bird in the hand is worth a foot in the tush.

You male corpses are all alike; never a thought for the woman who spent her life getting you into that grave.

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking
Arthur: It’d have to be a real big woman.

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.