Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 6)

Vivian: You’re late.
Edward Lewis: You’re stunning.
Vivian: You’re forgiven.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Never eat more than you can lift.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?

(1958 – ) American singer & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ross: All right, I’ll tell you why you’re a bad driver. You’re fast and irresponsible.

Rachel: Well, excuse me, but in high school that made me head cheerleader.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar… I thought it was terrible wine.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Places TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
TV/Movie Quotes

Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I’d fire you.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

(1937 – ) American actor
People TV/Movie Quotes Women

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

He’s perfect for her – he has no apparent spine, and she can wrap him round her little finger.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Madder than a barefoot centipede on a hot rock.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Anger TV/Movie Quotes

How do I know what you said? Damn you and your noise-cancelling breasts.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

You fantasize about a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice big stock portfolio; for me, it’s a fireman with a nice big hose.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
Men TV/Movie Quotes

And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he’s a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Lacey Underall: You’re crazy!

Ty Webb: That’s what they said about Son of Sam.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes