Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 6)

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger’s popularity has been slipping in recent months as residents slowly begin to realize they elected Arnold Schwarzenegger to be their governor.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Daddy, I just found out I'm dying. I have Bulgaria. The doctor says it's terminus.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Time wounds all heels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Characteristics Insults Time TV/Movie Quotes

[of her husband Frank] He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of our wedding night.

(1925) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[To Mary, upon entering her new apartment] I hope you’ll forgive me for not buying you a housewarming gift. I’m just waiting to see what you need most desperately. You’ve certainly left me an open field!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

I thought to myself, join the army… it’s free; so I figured while I’m here I’ll lose a few pounds… I’m going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin’ Machine!

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
Money TV/Movie Quotes Wealth

Sam: What’d you like Normie?

Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not a date. We’re just agreeing to eat at the same table.

(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Beliefs Honesty Lies TV/Movie Quotes

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not something you can just run away from like a hotel bill… or a crying baby.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what shall I do?

Grandma: Well, you have a black dress.

(1952 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: I just came off a seven year marriage. It’s hard to think of replacing Lilith.

Carla: Just go to the morgue and open any drawer.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

You spend too much money? Nah. A lot of people go to Switzerland to get their watch fixed.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Rando: Nice wig, Janice. What’s it made of?
Janis: Your mom’s chest hair!

(1982 – ) American actress & model
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Did you crash the men’s room?

Sue Ann: Of course not… I went as somebody’s guest.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes