Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 6)

Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?

Fred: I’m calling you ugly, I could push our face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

Bart: A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.

Jim: [eagerly] When?

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Chandler: You guys all have goals, you all have dreams. I don’t have a dream.

Ross: Ah, the lesser known ‘I don’t have a dream’ speech. 


(1966 – ) American actor, director, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?

Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.


Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So what’s this Vivian got that you don’t have? Three tits?

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Jack: We’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn, right?

Grace: Who isn’t?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**king teeth.

(1936 – 2011) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not the years, Honey, it’s the mileage.

(1942 – ) American film actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The ratio of people to cake is too big.

(1951 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Raj: Do you believe you’re going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?

Howard: Jews don’t have hell. We have acid reflux.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Jim: Pssssttt… what does the yellow light mean?
Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.
Jim: What… does… the… yellow… light… mean?

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: She should quiet down soon. I gave her enough pain meds to choke a … well, her.
Leonard: And that didn’t bother you?
Howard: Au contraire. It meant that she was gullible and open to a little probing.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Sometimes I’m ashamed God made me a man.

Carla: I don’t think God’s doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

(1975 – ) American actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes