Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 60)

Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?

Liz: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Men love to be thought of as funny… except when they’re in bed.

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
Men Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

Wearing a Yamaha

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve hated you from the first moment I married you!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ain’t no use running, fool! I know where your mama parks your house!

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & skateboarder
TV/Movie Quotes

I am going to spend it all [her good tips] on my kids … how many gunny sacks and one way tickets do you think it will buy?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Even communism works… in theory.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than… than… than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

(1923 – 1977) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Never half-ass two things; whole-ass one thing.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes

Three out of two.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You say potato, I say vodka.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he’s a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I’m trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.

Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Goldarn it, Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor
Speech TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a point or setter plant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes