Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 61)

What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than… than… than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

(1923 – 1977) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I shall send over a couple of pet beavers to romp with you.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Facts are meaningless; you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: There are three types of women I don’t get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.

Norm: [to Cliff] He’s added one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

I'll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Lacey Underall: You’re crazy!

Ty Webb: That’s what they said about Son of Sam.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I want sex.

Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Melvin: You make me want to be a better man.
Carol: That’s maybe the best compliment of my life.
Melvin: Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

(1937 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Soldier: He was from my village. He was the village idiot.
Boris: Yeah, what did you do, place?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

When Martha Stewart reported to prison yesterday, she was subjected to an invasive strip search that included a squat and cough, during which she laid two perfect blue speckled eggs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Jim: I don’t hear anything.

(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence Thinking TV/Movie Quotes

What is all this talk about the Supreme Court decision on a deaf penalty?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
God Life TV/Movie Quotes

Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?

Drebin: I’m a locksmith. And, I’m a locksmith.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.

Monica: That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

(1964 – ) American actress, producer & director
Cooking Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes