Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 62)

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero; you just type in the subject you’re interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria Munson: What do you think I should do for my first exercise?

Sue Ann: What about a headstand.

Gloria Munson: You mean, you just want me to stand on my head.

Sue Ann: No, I want to stand on your head.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates – hoping to hit the jackpot; but mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

(1965 – ) American actress, model, singer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Kids, kids, I'm not going to die; that only happens to bad people.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

(1971 – ) American actor, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

It's so hot, you can lay an egg on the sidewalk.

(1971 – ) American actress
Heat Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

Ted Baxter: What if he doesn’t like me?

Murray Slaughter: Why shouldn’t he like you? He doesn’t know you.

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
Chico: Yes, breakfast.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

According to reports, President Bush and John Kerry have combined $23 million left over from the 2004 presidential campaign, while Ralph Nader recently discovered some old gum in his hair.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Elections/Voting Politicians TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?

Jim: August!

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Arms TV/Movie Quotes

I must run like the stocking.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

[about to bury two people] Pugsley: Are they dead?

Wednesday: Does it matter?

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Well shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.


TV/Movie Quotes

A sexagenarian? At his age? I think that’s disgusting!

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Age Misspokements Old Sex TV/Movie Quotes