Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 62)

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

(1904 – 1957) Mexican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So what’s this Vivian got that you don’t have? Three tits?

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?

Elderly woman: Up yours, nigger.

(1894 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

(1948 – 2003) American actor
Football Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

(1917 – 2000) American actor, composer, pianist & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[while filling out an application for Jim] Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?

Jim: Now that’s a tough choice…

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he’s a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It’s a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Science/Weather TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a hairess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It’s been reported that in the event of an emergency situation with North Korea the U.S. is prepared to send 70% of the Marine Corps to the region; according to President Bush this will still allow us to send another 70% to Iran and keep our other 70% in Iraq.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

You must come down with me – after the show – to the lumberyard… and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I thought you were seeing someone.

Carla: His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[To Lilith] I could look at you if I wanted to, but frankly, I’ve grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Vanessa: You have no class, Thornton, and I am tired of it! I want a divorce.

Melon: Divorce. I knew we had something in common.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Divorce Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

I have two words for you… shut the f**k up!

(1943 – ) American actor, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes