Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 62)

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Joshua Jackson)
Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Clams… I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes

Dan Quayle is going around the country giving C students a bad name.

American comedian, writer, producer & actor
Education TV/Movie Quotes

Twelve years after high school and I’m still at the nerd table.

(1975 – ) American actor
People Self TV/Movie Quotes

At first I thought he was walking a dog… then I realized it was his date.

(1918 – 1984) American actress & singer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Harder than braiding a mule's tail during fly season.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

Listen… do you smell something?

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Problems TV/Movie Quotes

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

(1943 – ) English comedian, writer, television host & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

My father died dancing… on the end of a rope.

(1903 – 1952) American comedian & actor (The Three Stooges)
TV/Movie Quotes

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Your hair is already such a disaster that the Red Cross wouldn’t give it coffee.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Look, you’re always such a nice guy. But let’s face it, we have nothing in common except sex and the fact that you idolize me.

(1964 – ) Australian model, television host & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes