Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 63)

Thornton Melon: Boy, what a great-looking place. When I used to dream about going to college, this is the way I always pictured it.
Jason Melon: Wait a minute. When did you dream about going to college?
Melon: When I used to fall asleep in high school.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Education TV/Movie Quotes

Huntington Beach, California this past weekend was the site of the second annual Surf City Surf Dog competition… or as the sharks call it…‘Thanksgiving’.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve got a tooth that’s driving me to extraction.

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

… alligators have the right idea… they eat their young.

(1908 – 1990) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Jim: You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger: You just came from the kitchen.
Jim: Thank God.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Language Situations TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve smoked since I was five… mother insisted.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

(1904 – 1957) Mexican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not easy being green.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria: How come you married Daddy instead of (Freddie Witthauser)?
Edith: Well, I liked being called a “Goddess of Beauty”, but somehow it seemed more permanent when your father called me a dingbat.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

(1960 – ) American actress
Dating Men TV/Movie Quotes

Daddy, I have heat probation.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I’m sorry I was late, Sam. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Sam: Yeah, but you wouldn’t.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I’d want from her is the hockey scores.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Takes a hard man to eat boiled owl.

(1905 – 1982) American film & stage actor
People TV/Movie Quotes

Eddie: Where’s my thing? You know, my thing… my vibrating thing…

Patsy: Right by your bedside drawer, darling.

Eddie: Not THAT, not THAT!… My beeper, my beeper!

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes