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Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place… He kept ditching me.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

God TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi” At Woodstock

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

Gilda Radner

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live” Resources

I really must run. I’m due at my sexual addiction group, and I don’t like to leave them alone for too long.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

[about to bury two people] Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?

Christina Ricci

(1980 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family”

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family” Jail

Some men climb mountains, others date ‘em!

Danny DeVito

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes As Louie De Palma in “Taxi”

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Boris in “Love and Death”

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

Bugs Bunny

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Contusion Proposition

I like children… if they’re properly cooked.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Children TV/Movie Quotes As Augustus Winterbottom in “Tillie and Gus”

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.
Julia: Just so you know… the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

Dixie Carter

(1939 – 2010) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

With a little study you’ll go a long ways… and I wish you’d start now.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes In “Monkey Business”

With the Crane boys genes and Lilith’s contribution, I’m not sure the NFL is holding it’s breath.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier” Of his son

We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget – we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, and the pudding cup.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes Dolphins

I described you in terms which were positively glowing, which is exactly how I’d like to see you in Hell.

Bebe Neuwirth

(1958 – ) American actress, musician & dancer

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane in “Cheers”

Faustino the Great: How long you study music?
Mr. Lyons: Fifteen years.
Faustino the Great: Fifteen? … You know, two more years, you could’ve been a plumber.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

Occupations TV/Movie Quotes As Faustino the Great in “Love Happy” Plumbers

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Insults TV/Movie Quotes From “What’ s Up Tigerlily?”

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters” Stairs

Looks like your new sweetie’s turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Ricky Gervais

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer

Problems Situations TV/Movie Quotes As David Brent in “The Office”

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.