Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 64)

[Sarcastically] I’m about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician, producer & director
Baseball Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Andy: How’s the turnout?

MacElroy: About fifty-fifty. Half are dumb and the other half are dumber.

(1900 – 1974) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

My grandfather’s great… he’s a great-grandfather.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, ‘A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.’

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a hairess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I thought you were seeing someone.

Carla: His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I hope I’m not disturbing you.

Mary: I was in bed.

Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you’re alone!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Whaddya say, Norm?

Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Everything looks bad if you remember it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Memory TV/Movie Quotes

A drinking contest?!? What am I, 12… and at my boyfriend's frat party?!

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin.

(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what shall I do?

Grandma: Well, you have a black dress.

(1952 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes