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Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And interest, there's nothing interesting about it at all. It's boring. Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables. What kind of trust is that? – Banks

Nicholas Colasanto

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director

TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers” Banks

Twelve years after high school and I’m still at the nerd table.

John Galecki

(1975 – ) American actor

People Self TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Leonard Hofstadter in “The Big Bang Theory” Nerds

I’ll have what she’s having.

Estelle Reiner

(1914 – 2008) American actress & singer

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As a restaurant diner in “When Harry Met Sally” As she’s about to order in a restaurant after witnessing Sally’s (Meg Ryan) fake orgasm at a nearby table

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I’d rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Dixie Carter

(1939 – 2010) American actress

Activities Shopping TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

Dixie Carter

(1939 – 2010) American actress

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

A 13 year old girl in Brooklyn on Tuesday won 50 thousand dollars at the National Texting Championship by typing out a verse from “Old McDonald” in 60 seconds… not only that, but she only went off the road twice.

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

TV/Movie Quotes From Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live” Texting

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Award

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

John Ritter

(1948 – 2003) American actor

Football Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Paul Hennessy in 8 Simple Rules

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Boxing Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As John Winger in “Stripes” Drugs

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes Abs

Sheldon, I’d kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory”

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

Christina Ricci

(1980 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Wednesday Addams in “The Addams Family Values” Homicide

Edina: What’s your New Year’s resolution Pats?
Patsy: Oh, I’ll think to just try and be more relaxed.
Saffy: You, more relaxed? What is that, dead?!

Julia Sawalha

TV/Movie Quotes As Saffron in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Commemorate

Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Self TV/Movie Quotes Emptiness

How’s a beer sound, Norm?
I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

You know I don’t ask for much in this life; fresh fish, ten cents off on laundry detergent, volcanic boils all over my ex-husband, and the Sox in the Series again before I die.

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Carla Tortelli in “Cheers”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 65)

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And interest, there's nothing interesting about it at all. It's boring. Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables. What kind of trust is that? – Banks

Twelve years after high school and I’m still at the nerd table.

I’ll have what she’s having.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I’d rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

Suzanne, if sex were fast food, there’d be an arch over your bed!

A 13 year old girl in Brooklyn on Tuesday won 50 thousand dollars at the National Texting Championship by typing out a verse from “Old McDonald” in 60 seconds… not only that, but she only went off the road twice.

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

What would you say to a beer, Norm?
Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.

Sheldon, I’d kill my Rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Ellen: Boys?
Wednesday: Homicide.

Edina: What’s your New Year’s resolution Pats?
Patsy: Oh, I’ll think to just try and be more relaxed.
Saffy: You, more relaxed? What is that, dead?!

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

Maris and I rented the video and, I don’t mind telling you, we pushed our beds together that night! [pause] And that was no mean feat. Her room, as you know, is across the hall.

There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.

How’s a beer sound, Norm?
I dunno, I usually finish them before they get a word in.

You know I don’t ask for much in this life; fresh fish, ten cents off on laundry detergent, volcanic boils all over my ex-husband, and the Sox in the Series again before I die.