Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 65)

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Today I’m handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I’m all out of lollipops.

(1968 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Squid pro quo.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I less is more, then think how much more more is.

TV/Movie Quotes

The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!

(1930 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Cleo Borden: Yeah, for a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
Young Fellow: You mean to say you reformed?
Cleo Borden: No, I got over being ashamed.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Gomez: [helping Morticia out of a torture device] Leather straps… red-hot pokers…

Morticia: Later, my dearest.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Internet – they have that on computers now?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

If frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

Thing [a disembodied hand], you’re a handful.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

May I say Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do with such greasy hair.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Dick Cheney presented Donald Rumsfeld with a Defender of the Constitution Award… and, yes, the irony was lost on both of them.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Look how she moves… it’s like Jell-O on springs!

(1925 – 2001) actor & musician
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Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I have an interesting case. I’ m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’ m getting paid by eight people.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Mrs. Monahan: You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You’re an ecological menace!
Monty: Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes