Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 66)

Suzanne: Where are our seats?

Julia: I don’t know. If history teaches us anything, mine will be next to a baby who smokes.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Please, please, do you think I would behave this way in your home?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Ed: [to Mitch] That was flirting.
Mitch: No, that was… politeness. That was “have a pleasant and restful evening.”
Ed: No, that was “I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?”

(1949 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s new, Norm?

Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face; that's the price she has to pay.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Voosa Versa

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

(1939 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that’s all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain’t ready to be pasteurized!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Last week, Hurricane Wilma grew into the strongest storm ever recorded in the Atlantic, with sustained winds at 175 miles per hour… or, as it’s called around FEMA, ‘Casual Friday’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Pete: Just don’t ask me to lend you any money.

Ben Stone: Can I just – have some?

(1982 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, producer, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?

Jim: August!

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush at the White House this week. Bono urged the president to help the world’s poor; Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve decided to make Grammy Moon’s famous sheep’s head stew. Don’t worry, the name’s a bit misleading – it’s actually more of a soup.

(1961 – ) English actress, model, producer, comedian, singer & dancer
Cooking Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?

Mary Richards: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would've remembered this!

(1936 – 2017) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

You know what, I’m tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve learned one thing in my life; never fry chicken when you are naked.

(1957 – 2014) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes