Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 67)

Marie: Who keeps pornography for twenty-nine years?

Frank: Anyone married to you.

(1935 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s going on, Norm?

Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

If the Lord had more respect for money, He would have given it to a higher class of people.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes

There’s no crying in baseball!

(1956 – ) American movie actor
Baseball Sports TV/Movie Quotes

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Luna: So then, what do you believe in?

Miles: Sex and death – two things that come once in a lifetime… but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Sex TV/Movie Quotes

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

(1939 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Barfly: Squawk Mulligan tells me you buried your wife several years ago.

Cuthbert J. Twillie: Ah, yes. I had to. She died.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

You say potato, I say vodka.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape: if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40; if it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
Things TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: It’s a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.

Carla: So were you.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Uncle Nick Nack’s winter wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack’s summer wardrobe… Uncle Nick Nack!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Chandler: You guys all have goals, you all have dreams. I don’t have a dream.

Ross: Ah, the lesser known ‘I don’t have a dream’ speech. 


(1966 – ) American actor, director, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?

Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.


Insults TV/Movie Quotes