Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 68)

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.

Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.

(1889 – 1967) English actor
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You can’t create fate ‘cause then its not fate, its voodoo.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
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I'll get some aspirin and we caI’ll get some aspirin and we can sit here and solve the case of the wife who’s not getting any. n sit here and solve the case of the wife who's not getting any.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Waitress: And another thing, don’t be so free with your hands.
Fields: Listen honey. I was only trying to guess your weight.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
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Listen… do you smell something?

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: Sue Ann Nivens doesn’t give in without a fight!

Murray: That’s not what the cabdrivers tell me.

(1931 – ) American actor
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Lilith: Well, I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.

Carla: Like a body temperature?

(1948 – ) American actress
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I must run like the stocking.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Emotions Love TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.

(1949 – ) American actress
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Harry: Her legs looked heavy. Really, she must be retaining water.
Sally: Harry.
Harry: Believe me, the woman saved everything.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
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He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Paul: Would somebody like to listen to my announcement?

[his daughter Kerry: Switched at birth. Please say I was switched at birth.

(1979 – ) American actress
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Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?

Fred: I’m calling you ugly, I could push our face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause!

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
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Elaine: Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye.
Jerry: No, there’s less

(1961 – ) American actress, comedian & producer
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The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
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Sheldon: Amy ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark for me, so I’m trying to find something beloved of hers and ruin that.

Howard: Because her life wasn’t enough?

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
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