Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 69)

Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Age Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I never tried.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Waitress: And another thing, don’t be so free with your hands.
Fields: Listen honey. I was only trying to guess your weight.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.

(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Truvy: You are playin’hard to get!
Clairee: At her age, she should be playin’beat the clock.

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Phillip: That’s the face I’ve been looking for.
Diane: Sorry, I’m still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?

Frasier: Your unending bull.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Newman: I’m a little offended, Jerry.

Jerry: You’re not a little anything, Newman.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

Ed Hocken: I sent the note to the lab. They’re demanding one million dollars.

Drebin: Why would the lab demand a million dollars?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

[to campers] Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Al, when I married you for richer or poorer, I thought we'd try one and then the other and then choose. I think we've gone just about as far as we can go with the first one.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

(1961 – ) American actress, comedian & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

She was so anally retentive she couldn’t sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Ed: You want to take a dinghy?

Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds on Monday signed legislation banning almost all abortions in the state; as a result, South Dakota is changing its motto from ‘Under God, the People Rule’ to ‘You should have thought of that before prom.’

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I have an agreement with the houseflies; the flies don’t practice law and I don’t walk on the ceiling.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes