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I am going to spend it all [her good tips] on my kids … how many gunny sacks and one way tickets do you think it will buy?

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Carla Tortelli in “Cheers”

If you're too busy to go fishin', you're too busy.

Buddy Ebsen

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Activities TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Busy Fishing

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Vivian: That would make you a… lawyer.
Edward: What makes you think I’m a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

Julia Roberts

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Vivian Ward in “Pretty Woman”

You say potato, I say vodka.

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

For years I wouldn’t kiss my mother-in-law on the cheek… and I end up kissing her ass!

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money” Mother-in-law

Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
Igor: What hump?

Marty Feldman

(1934 – 1982) English writer, comedian & actor

Appearance TV/Movie Quotes As Igor in “Young Frankenstein”

He's so crooked he uses a corkscrew for a ruler.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Honesty TV/Movie Quotes As Mavis Arden in “Go West Young Man”

So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Gomez: Forever!
Morticia: I’ll get them!

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Faustino the Great: How long you study music?
Mr. Lyons: Fifteen years.
Faustino the Great: Fifteen? … You know, two more years, you could’ve been a plumber.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

Occupations TV/Movie Quotes As Faustino the Great in “Love Happy” Plumbers

I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Synchronizing

[to the family] Dinner's gonna be late. [goes outside] Here, boy! Here, boy!

Judith Malina

TV/Movie Quotes As Grandma Addams in “The Addams Family”

I am blind like the mighty oak.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

I wore flowers in my hair and meditated for hours on end. I was finding God all over the place… He kept ditching me.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

God TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi” At Woodstock

Time wounds all heels.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Characteristics Insults Time TV/Movie Quotes As S. Quentin Quale in “Go West”

Superiorority

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Superiority

I'd love to go to church, Honey, but I've got a lot of work to do around the bed.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes Church

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille; I used to rub the dirty parts.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Fielding Mellish in “Bananas” Braille Pornography

If you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet..

Redd Foxx

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Fred Sanford in “Sanford and Son”

Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

It’s worse than the summer we added the breakfast nook to the treehouse.