Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 70)

Facts are meaningless; you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

You'll meet someone… someone very special… someone who won't press charges…

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Situations Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

I'd like to see Paris before I die… Philadelphia will do.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Places TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I’m sitting on something!

Professor Quail: I lost mine in the stock market.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Lester: I told you I’m putty in your hands.
Halley: What am I gonna do with a handful of putty?

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Woman: I need shoes.

Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.

(1946 – ) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[On being sensitive] You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.

(1979 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Greg, Honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

(1953 – ) American model & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

To you, I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs God TV/Movie Quotes

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

My husband and I fell in love at first sight… maybe I should have taken a second look.

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Bart: A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.

Jim: [eagerly] When?

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Ed: You want to take a dinghy?

Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I’m gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there’ll be no cover charge.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Internet – they have that on computers now?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown on Robert Redford.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes