Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 73)

Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?

Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like your new sweetie’s turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The problem in the world today is communication… too much communication.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes

Am I jumping the gun Baldrick, or are the words ‘I have a cunning plan’ marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Well, look who penetrated the inner-circle. And then he stuck around and married her.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I thought you were seeing someone.

Carla: His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

Huntington Beach, California this past weekend was the site of the second annual Surf City Surf Dog competition… or as the sharks call it…‘Thanksgiving’.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Why was I with her? … she reminds me of you… in fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

You know I don’t ask for much in this life; fresh fish, ten cents off on laundry detergent, volcanic boils all over my ex-husband, and the Sox in the Series again before I die.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there’ll be no cover charge.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Jim: You know, you really need to clean up those bathrooms.
Alex Rieger: You just came from the kitchen.
Jim: Thank God.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Arms TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

(1917 – 2000) American actor, composer, pianist & singer
TV/Movie Quotes