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It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

Valerie Harper

(1939 – ) American actress

We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Activities TV/Movie Quotes As Victor Skakapopulis in “What’ s New Pussycat?” Chess

The soup sounds good.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As the boarding house guests are eating from “The Old Fashioned Way”

Squid pro quo.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Quid

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes Singing Torture

Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Occupations TV/Movie Quotes As Larsen E. Whipsnade in “You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man”

Scream if you need anything.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Bud, don't be jealous, you're both of our children. It's just that Kelly's our favorite now.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Children TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children” Jealousy

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.
Gran: Just the one dear?

June Whitfield

(1925 – ) English actress

Appearance Body Fat TV/Movie Quotes As Gran in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

Buddy Ebsen

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles.

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Lava

Sue Ann: I just love what you’ve done with your apartment, Mary!
Mary: But I haven’t done anything.
Sue Ann: I know. That took guts!

Betty White

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality

TV/Movie Quotes As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show” Decorating

You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**king teeth.

Charles Napier

(1936 – 2011) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes A threat As Tucker McElroy in “The Blues Brothers”

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Lady Lou in “She Done Him Wrong”

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Amnesia

Edina: What’s your New Year’s resolution Pats?
Patsy: Oh, I’ll think to just try and be more relaxed.
Saffy: You, more relaxed? What is that, dead?!

Julia Sawalha

TV/Movie Quotes As Saffron in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

Jerry Seinfeld

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Men People TV/Movie Quotes Women As Jerry in “Seinfeld”

… alligators have the right idea… they eat their young.

Eve Arden

(1908 – 1990) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Ida Corwin in “Mildred Pierce”

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

Foghorn Leghorn

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 74)

It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

The soup sounds good.

Squid pro quo.

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

Scream if you need anything.

Bud, don't be jealous, you're both of our children. It's just that Kelly's our favorite now.

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.
Gran: Just the one dear?

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles.

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

Sue Ann: I just love what you’ve done with your apartment, Mary!
Mary: But I haven’t done anything.
Sue Ann: I know. That took guts!

You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**king teeth.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

Edina: What’s your New Year’s resolution Pats?
Patsy: Oh, I’ll think to just try and be more relaxed.
Saffy: You, more relaxed? What is that, dead?!

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

… alligators have the right idea… they eat their young.

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.