Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 74)

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television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Nora Charles: I read where you were shot, in the tabloids.

Nick Charles: It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.

(1892 – 1984) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

(1959 – ) American actor
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Could the reason you can’t find a guy is because you’re letting them ride the rollercoaster without buying a ticket?

Penny: Oh, they don’t always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.

(1985 – ) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Kyle, [his daughter’s boyfriend] just so you know, if you ever pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up.

(1948 – 2003) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Dorothy, was Sophia naked just now or does her dress really need ironing?

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Children Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not the years, Honey, it’s the mileage.

(1942 – ) American film actor
TV/Movie Quotes

When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome. And then, of course, you spoke.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
America Places TV/Movie Quotes

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

What lovely girls. How would you like a life of luxury and deceit?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge, darling?

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Dad, the odds of me knowing the score to the Mariners game is about the same as you knowing the score to Pacific Overtures.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Army recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor? That’s robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing.

Ziskey: Never convicted.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
Crime TV/Movie Quotes

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes