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Buenos nachos.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.

Katey Sagal

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Peg Bundy in “Married With Children” Vibrators

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Michael Palin

(1943 – ) English comedian, writer, television host & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As King of Swamp Castle in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”

Sam, I’m very impressed. That’s a complex psychological concept coming from a man who has to write “L” and “R” on the bottom of his shoes.

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

We Romans are rich. We’ve got a lot of gods. We’ve got a god for everything. The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that’s coming quickly.

Mel Brooks

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Comicus in “History of the World Part I” Gods

Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

Reese Witherspoon

(1976 – ) American actress & producer

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Elle Woods in “Legally Blonde”

Andy: How’s the turnout?
MacElroy: About fifty-fifty. Half are dumb and the other half are dumber.

Allen Jenkins

(1900 – 1974) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As MacElroy in “42nd Street” Audience

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

John Galecki

(1975 – ) American actor

Death TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Leonard Hofstadter in “The Big Bang Theory”

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

Love TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory”

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Activities TV/Movie Quotes In “Monkey Business” Parties

You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**king teeth.

Charles Napier

(1936 – 2011) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes A threat As Tucker McElroy in “The Blues Brothers”

A 13 year old girl in Brooklyn on Tuesday won 50 thousand dollars at the National Texting Championship by typing out a verse from “Old McDonald” in 60 seconds… not only that, but she only went off the road twice.

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

TV/Movie Quotes From Weekend Update on “Saturday Night Live” Texting

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

Tom Hollander

(1967 – ) English actor

Fights TV/Movie Quotes As Lord Cutler Beckett

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Eagle

Linda: Would you like us to call a doctor?
Allan: No, no, I could use a three foot band-aid.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Allan Felix From “Play It Again Sam”

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Anthony Hopkins

(1937 – ) Welsh actor & composer

TV/Movie Quotes As Hannibal Lecter in “The Silence of the Lambs” Cannabalism

Edward Lewis: You can’t charge me for directions!
Vivian: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain’t lost.

Julia Roberts

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Vivian Ward in “Pretty Woman”

You’re a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!

Dudley Moore

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Arthur in “Arthur” Prostitute

Besides me, who would point out that your teeth have turned the same color of yellow as your underwear and that you have more hair in your nose than on your head?