Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 76)

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

(1939 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

That top has paid off in free drinks 10 times what I originally paid for it.

(1985 – ) American actress
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

American actor
Conflict Killing TV/Movie Quotes

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character. [and reaches for his gun]

Jim: Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

If Bush’s [overall approval ratings] don’t improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Spontanooity

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You must come down with me – after the show – to the lumberyard… and ride piggyback on the buzzsaw.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: They’re gonna get beaten up at that club.

Penny: They’re gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.

(1985 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You should’ve seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

That's the thing that broke the straw.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It is not true that sex degrades women… if it is any good.

(1965 – ) English comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like I just ran over its dog.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer Life TV/Movie Quotes

I wanna be just like you… all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.

(1959 – ) American actor, screenwriter & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

A wed wose. How womantic.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes