Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 76)

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

With a little study you’ll go a long ways… and I wish you’d start now.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Monty: [about his Mother-In-Law] She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she’s right, but what can I do? I got no… what’s the word…

Nicky: Class.

(1943 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

One thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job.

(1935 – ) American actor
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes Work

Sam: What’d you like Normie?

Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: What’s the story Norm?

Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

In the wake of the killing of Osama bin Laden President Obama’s approval rating jumped to 56 percent, his highest in two years… which shows there is literally nothing he can do to please the other 44 percent.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Politics TV/Movie Quotes

The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Legitimate reality company

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.

(1962 – ) American actress
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

I’m so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I had.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
Money TV/Movie Quotes Wealth

Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself; just blame yourself once, then move on.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

[asked to say something at Curly’s burial] Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.

(1947 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm on the edge of my feet.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.

Arthur: You may be right… I can't decide.

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

Welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes