Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 76)

Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?

[Lurch hangs his head.]

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I want sex.

Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.


Situations TV/Movie Quotes

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

[about to bury two people] Pugsley: Are they dead?

Wednesday: Does it matter?

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Beverly LaSalle: I'm a transvestite.

Edith Bunker: Could've fooled me; you ain't even got no accent.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If you can’t say anything nice… say it about Diane.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut.

(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Sex again Peg? … we’ve been married seventeen years now; can’t we just be friends?

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage Sex TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men TV/Movie Quotes

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report… run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Government Military TV/Movie Quotes

To you Niles, a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn’t have valet parking.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Some people just shake’n bake, but I buy’n fry.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

(1938 – ) American actor
Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Jim: I don’t hear anything.

(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence Thinking TV/Movie Quotes