Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 77)

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: Well what am I supposed to do if you die?

Edina: Get cabs!

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

(1943 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Do we have to keep talking about religion? It’s Christmas!

(1981 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that’s a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you’re doing it to!

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Twelve years after high school and I’m still at the nerd table.

(1975 – ) American actor
People Self TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?

Norm: I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Al: How ya feeling, Peg? I’m surprised you could make it down those stairs this morning.

Peg: I know. I was pretty tired. I hope that buzzing didn’t keep you awake last night.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Beliefs God TV/Movie Quotes

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Animals Cats TV/Movie Quotes

Maude: [Holding up her high school cheerleading sweater, which has an “M” on the front] I can remember when the “M” covered my whole chest.

Walter: Now, you have enough room to spell out “Massachusetts Institute of Technology”.

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Ross: All right, I’ll tell you why you’re a bad driver. You’re fast and irresponsible.

Rachel: Well, excuse me, but in high school that made me head cheerleader.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape: if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40; if it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
Things TV/Movie Quotes

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I made a cow!

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Margaret Addams: What.
Debbie Jellinsky: Oh, I didn’t say anything.
Margaret Addams: No, that’s the baby’s nickname, What … from the obstetrician.

(1941 – ) American actress
Children TV/Movie Quotes

Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Any time you got nothing to do, and lots of time to do it… come on up.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes