Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 77)

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television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing “Subtle Plans are Here Again!”

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Georgette: Why do people always send flowers when someone passes on?

Sue Ann: What would you suggest, dear – fruit?

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Ignatowski’s got a father? There goes my spore theory!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Reviews/Criticism TV/Movie Quotes

Sonja: Of course there’s a God! We’re made in His image!
Boris: You think I was made in God’s image? Take a look at me. You think He wears glasses?
Sonja: Not with those frames.

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes

Getting married is like buying a new horse, or going into a strange saloon.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

[to a waitress in a bar] Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out… and then bring one every ten minutes.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals. They’re human beings.

Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle. [a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head] … and a clean pair of shorts.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not really a cab driver. I’m just waiting for something better to come along. You know, like death.

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I just love what you’ve done with your apartment, Mary!

Mary: But I haven’t done anything.

Sue Ann: I know. That took guts!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Amanda: Why are you dressed like that? … Like you’re going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday: Wait.

(1980 – ) American actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

Banquet doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s new, Norm?

Norm: I need something to hold me over until my second beer.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

With the Crane boys genes and Lilith’s contribution, I’m not sure the NFL is holding it’s breath.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: If a child of four can ride one, (a bicycle), then so can we.

Niles: That’s what you said when we were six.

(1959 – ) American actor
Things TV/Movie Quotes

I've been things and seen places.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual houses, alone.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes