Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 78)

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Rose: I just can’t eat a greasy cheeseburger in the middle of the day anymore. Doesn’t it bloat you?

Doris: Bloat me? No, it doesn’t bloat me! Actually I thought it went real well with the spare ribs I had for breakfast.


Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So how did you two meet… Amber Alert?

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Today is the first day of the end of your life.

(1946 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[He’s] as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes

Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I’ve noticed that you’re always last.
John Winger: I’m pacing myself, Sergeant.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

There’s no crying in baseball!

(1956 – ) American movie actor
Baseball Sports TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about the presidential erection?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I’d rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.

Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
Activities Shopping TV/Movie Quotes

There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut.

(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[Suzanne modeling a fur pull-over] Protestor: 50 animals died because of that coat!

Suzanne: Wanna make it 51?

(1956 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & author
Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

A man does what he has to do… if he can’t get out of it.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[To Lilith] I could look at you if I wanted to, but frankly, I’ve grown tired of counting the comb marks in your hair.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

She’s gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I’ll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Well, arrivedouche.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody’s dead, try to ask a question or two.

(1947 – ) American stage & screen actor
TV/Movie Quotes