Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 78)

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Places TV/Movie Quotes

Sonja: Of course there’s a God! We’re made in His image!
Boris: You think I was made in God’s image? Take a look at me. You think He wears glasses?
Sonja: Not with those frames.

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I know we’re allowed to see other people – my question is: how much of them are we allowed to see?

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

No, with women, I never cry. Never. I beg

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[after answering 27 parts from one question of the final exam] No more!… I feel like I just gave birth… to an accountant

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not confident on which end that came out of.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Yeah, now let’s get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.

Gran: Just the one dear?

(1925 – ) English actress
Appearance Body Fat TV/Movie Quotes

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Oh God, bills, bills, bills. … Honestly Baldrick, sometimes I feel like a pelican – whichever way I turn, I’ve still got an enormous bill in front of me.

(1955 – ) English actor
Money TV/Movie Quotes

Raj: 60 seconds. This is not looking good.
Sheldon: One minute is a long time.
Howard: I’ve been telling women that for 20 years.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor
Friends People TV/Movie Quotes

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Paul Buchman: Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day.
Jamie Buchman: So, in other words, you forgot to buy me a card.
Paul Buchman: That’s what I'm saying.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes