Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 78)

You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Bonnie: That’s really wonderful. You got him [a calf] to drink from the bottle.

Mitch: Yeah, thank God, ‘cause my nipples were killing me.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director

I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

Lilith: Well, I’m off. I don’t know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.

Carla: Like a body temperature?

(1948 – ) American actress

Nice boy… but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

To show that his energy bill is about more than drilling for oil in Alaska. This week President Bush visited a plant in Virginia that turned soy beans into a clean burning diesel fuel; which the president hopes one day will be used to fuel oil drilling machines in Alaska.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

You’re germinatin’ all over me!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I go for two kinds of men… the kind with muscles, and the kind without.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Some people just shake’n bake, but I buy’n fry.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

Well, I think we should get some bricks and some baseball bats and go over there and teach them the true meaning of Christmas.

(1924 – 2007) American actress

Sex again Peg? … we’ve been married seventeen years now; can’t we just be friends?

(1946 – ) American actor

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Takes a hard man to eat boiled owl.

(1905 – 1982) American film & stage actor

Vivian: You’re late.
Edward Lewis: You’re stunning.
Vivian: You’re forgiven.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

You know what they say, misery is the best company.

(1923 – 2013) American actress

Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some men climb mountains, others date ‘em!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer