Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 8)

Mrs. Gideon: Well! I’m afraid I can’t say anything good about her.

Cuthbert J. Twillie: I can see what’s good. Tell me the rest.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

The sea was angry that day my friends… like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve hated you from the first moment I married you!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?

Frasier: Your unending bull.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you claim that your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctors and forced to recruit others? Let’s take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: [frustrated] Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!

(1935 – ) American talk show host
TV/Movie Quotes

Janice: [Janice walks downstairs and finds Monica and Chandler looking at her house] What a small world!

Chandler: … And yet, I never run into Beyonce.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I told him no. N, O, W — no!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You were 15 before you realized there was a correlation between getting beaten up every day and going to school wearing a Panama hat.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Bernadette: Why can’t he take your mom? You took her to your prom.
Howard: I didn’t take her. She was a chaperone.
Bernadette: I saw a picture of you two dancing together.
Howard: Well what was I gonna do? They were playing our song.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Getting married is like buying a new horse, or going into a strange saloon.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Koozeeny

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not easy being green.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

We’re sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn’t dead then.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

That's the thing that broke the straw.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Drebin: Do you think you can beat the champ?

Briggs: I can take him blindfolded.

Drebin: What if he’s not blindfolded?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

If frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
TV/Movie Quotes

A wed wose. How womantic.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[Brandishing a battleaxe] I haven’t used this baby since the taxman was here!

(1930 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes