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Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets”

It’s in an upward spinal.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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I was in analysis for years and nothing happened. My poor analyst got so frustrated, the guy finally put in a salad bar.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Health TV/Movie Quotes Analysis As Mickey in “Hannah and Her Sisters”

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes Bacon Vegetarian

Sam: Coach, I’m gonna be blunt with you. Her friend’s cute and all that, but she doesn’t have what I’m lookin’ for in a woman.
Diane: What’s that? Break-away clothes?

Shelley Long

(1949 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Diane Chambers in “Cheers”

I know she's a bit touchy about her age – even though it's not the first time she's turned 40.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Age TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Harder than braiding a mule's tail during fly season.

Buddy Ebsen

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Difficulties

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.
Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
Phoebe: Yeah.

Lisa Kudrow

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Phoebe in “Friends”

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Alan Alda

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Lester in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” Comedy

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.

Richard Gere

(1949 – ) American actor & activist

TV/Movie Quotes As Edward Lewis in “Pretty Woman”

There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut.

Rue McClanahan

(1934 – 2010) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Blanche Devereaux in “The Golden Girls”

Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archaeology professor get that good with a whip?
Howard: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That’s how I learned.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory” Of Indiana Jones

You are so dashing, you could have any woman you wanted: dead or alive.

Raul Julia

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Gomez Addams in “The Addams Family”

Diane: I’m sorry I was late, Sam. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Sam: Yeah, but you wouldn’t.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers”

Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Alvy Singer in “Annie Hall” Masturbation

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

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Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

John Gielgud

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Hobson in “Arthur”

Cliff: Hey Doc, ah, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?
Frasier: Your unending bull.