Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 9)

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

When Martha Stewart reported to prison yesterday, she was subjected to an invasive strip search that included a squat and cough, during which she laid two perfect blue speckled eggs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[on his donation of a building] I hereby dedicate this building to… myself.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You know what, I’m tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Gal reminds me of the highway between Forth Worth and Dallas – no curves.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

My dreams have been shattered into shards of a broken dream.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

These dice are colder than my first wife.

Peter Falk (1927 – 2011) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero; you just type in the subject you’re interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I'm on the edge of my feet.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The man ain’t got a regleamin’ feature.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?

(1958 – ) American singer & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes