Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 9)

I go for two kinds of men… the kind with muscles, and the kind without.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What will it be, Normie?

Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Call me old-fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in my beer is my liver.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Don't point that beard at me, it might go off.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you… but I’m not going to.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Communication Conversation TV/Movie Quotes

Chandler: You guys all have goals, you all have dreams. I don’t have a dream.

Ross: Ah, the lesser known ‘I don’t have a dream’ speech. 


(1966 – ) American actor, director, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m glad for your gratification.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Facts are meaningless; you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.

(1949 – ) American actress
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Kids, kids, I'm not going to die; that only happens to bad people.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I’d rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.

Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
Activities Shopping TV/Movie Quotes

Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.

(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to be deported. Sent home in disgrace. Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay or, as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service.

(1981 – ) Indian-English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever you see a man who’s well groomed, you can bet he’s not getting any.

(1959 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper will utter those heartfelt words, ‘Is this all I got?’

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I have to laugh, because I’ve outsmarted even myself. … In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal… and, whenever possible, to look like one. I’ve gotta get inside this guy’s pelt and crawl around for a few days.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes