Subject: Work (Page 26)

One thing about being a cabbie is that you don’t have to worry about being fired from a good job.

(1935 – ) American actor
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes Work

I started my career in kindergarten playing a tube of toothpaste in a hygiene play.

(1945 – ) American actor, director, comedian, producer & author
Acting Entertainment Occupations Work

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

Marriage Money Wives Work

Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Work

If you think you can, you’re right; and if you think you can’t, you’re right.

(1918 – 2001) American businesswoman & founder of Mary Kay Cosmetics
Success Work

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist
Emotions Love Work

Lawyers are operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.

(1939 – ) American financial journalist
Lawyers Occupations

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer
Occupations Work

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist.

Definitions Occupations Work

My career must be slipping… this is the first time I’ve been available to pick up an award.

(1933 – ) English actor
Success Work

Doorman: A genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Definitions Occupations

Clergyman: A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

Beliefs Definitions Occupations