Subject: Work (Page 26)

Clergyman: A ticket speculator outside the gates of Heaven.

Beliefs Definitions Occupations

Boss: A personal dictator appointed to those of us fortunate enough to live in free societies.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Work

People become progressively less competent for jobs they once were well equipped to handle.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Work

See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Communication Language Work

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon. On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and stare at the cart girl's tits all day if you are performing brain surgery.

Golf Occupations Sports Work

You go to a psychiatrist when you’re slightly cracked and keep going until you’re completely broke.

Occupations Work

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist
Work

Overall, I’d say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Occupations Work

Easiest job in the world of course, Australian psychiatrist, “Gday Gday… how you doing… no worries next.”

(1964 – ) English comedian
Occupations Places Work

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Work

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Occupations People Self Work

Nature abhors a vacuum… and so do I.

American cartoonist & greeting card illustrator
Housework Situations Things Work

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Work