Subject: Work (Page 4)

Chiropodist: A man who makes money hand over foot.

Definitions Doctors Occupations

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist.

Definitions Occupations Work

‘Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime.’ ‘Was it something I said?’ asks the son. ‘Yes.’

(Daniel Barker) British comedian, voice-artist & actor
Communication Occupations Speech Work

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

(1946 – ) American stage & screen actress
Beliefs Communication Occupations Work

The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Definitions History Occupations Time

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Work

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Individuals Work

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Emotions Love Time Work

I think that’s what they call professional courtesy.

(1897 – 1953) American writer & producer
Occupations

Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Work

… there are three sexes – men, women, and clergymen.

(1771 – 1845) English writer & Anglican clergyman
Occupations People

Dentist: A collector of old magazines.

Definitions Occupations

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he’s out of.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Family Work

Executive: An under-worked, over-paid person who is in over their head.

Definitions Occupations

If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.

Proverbs Work

The Pope has come out and said that only 2 per cent of Catholic priests are paedophiles; unfortunately, that  2 per cent is their penis.

Canadian comedian
Occupations Work

If you really want something in life you have to work for it; now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

Job: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Work

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Success Work

Generals who can write always make me nervous.

(1921 – ) American newspaper editor
Government Military Occupations