Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 2)

Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

I’d say he’s done more than that.

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Yogi-isms

You don't hit with your face.

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Appearance Baseball Yogi-isms

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

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Eating Food/Drink Yogi-isms

Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

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Baseball Intelligence Sports Thinking Yogi-isms

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

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Things Yogi-isms

No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.

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Yogi-isms

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

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Time Yogi-isms

No, you didn’t wake me up; I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

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Sleep Yogi-isms

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

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Yogi-isms

I don’t remember leaving, so I guess we didn’t go.

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Yogi-isms

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

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Yogi-isms

If you see the ball, hit it… that’s what it’s there for.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

He’s a big clog in their machine.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Yeah, only in America could a thing like that happen.

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Yogi-isms

Little League baseball is a good thing ’cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!

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Children Parents Sports Yogi-isms

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Every time I see him, he's not there.

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Yogi-isms

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

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Government Malaprops Places Yogi-isms

If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms