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Yogi-isms
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Books
Children
Yogi-isms
Encyclopedias
I don’t remember leaving, so I guess we didn’t go.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game; if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Effort
Third [base] ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s
amphibious.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Ambidextrous
Hitting
If you see the ball, hit it… that’s what it’s there for.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ‘em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ‘em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
He can run anytime he wants; I’m giving him the
red light.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Green light
Stealing bases
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Slow-footed catchers
Wind
I think they just got through marinating the greens.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Golf
Sports
Yogi-isms
After playing poor golf
It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Distance
If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Questions
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Characteristics
Yogi-isms
Mental
Physical
If I didn’t wake up, I’d still be sleeping.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Situations
Sleep
Yogi-isms
Waking up
I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Appearance
Body
Yogi-isms
Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Intelligence
Sports
Thinking
Yogi-isms
Hitting
We have a good time together, even when we’re not together
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Marriage
Yogi-isms
Speaking about his wife
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
I’d say he’s done more than that.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
When asked if a player had exceeded his expectations
It was pretty good… even the music was nice.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
After attending an opera
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