Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 3)

How long have you known me, Jack?… and you still don’t know how to spell my name.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

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People Yogi-isms

The only reason I need these gloves is ‘cause of my hands.

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Yogi-isms

I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!

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Books Children Yogi-isms

Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.

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Yogi-isms

It’s never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

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Yogi-isms

I’d say he’s done more than that.

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Yogi-isms

Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

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Baseball Intelligence Sports Thinking Yogi-isms

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

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Yogi-isms

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

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Yogi-isms

I don’t remember leaving, so I guess we didn’t go.

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Yogi-isms

Little League baseball is a good thing ’cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!

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Children Parents Sports Yogi-isms

It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.

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Yogi-isms

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

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Eating Food/Drink Yogi-isms

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

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Baseball Yogi-isms

You don’t look so hot yourself.

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Appearance Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

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Death Yogi-isms

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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Yogi-isms

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.

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Places Yogi-isms

You don't hit with your face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Appearance Baseball Yogi-isms