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Yogi-isms
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Books
Children
Yogi-isms
Encyclopedias
A good ball club.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
On what makes a good manager
You don't hit with your face.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Appearance
Baseball
Yogi-isms
His response when someone told him he wasn't handsome
He can run anytime he wants; I’m giving him the
red light.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Green light
Stealing bases
I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
On marriage of Joe DiMaggio & Marilyn Monroe
You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hit
Thinking
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Practice
Theory
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ‘em.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
People
Yogi-isms
Shut up and talk.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Yogi-isms
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Pairs
I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
People
Yogi-isms
Streakers
It’s never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
World Series
I think greed is a terrible thing unless you are in on the ground floor.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Greed
It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Distance
I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
When asked what size cap he wanted
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Bats
Hitting
Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Mistakes
Yogi-isms
Head
Mental Errors
Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Intelligence
Sports
Thinking
Yogi-isms
Hitting
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Experience
Teaching
He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s
amphibious.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Ambidextrous
Hitting
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Punctuality
Trains
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