Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 3)

I’m as red as a sheet.

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Malaprops Yogi-isms

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

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Lies Yogi-isms

It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.

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Yogi-isms

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

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Government Malaprops Places Yogi-isms

What time is it?… you mean now?

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Time Yogi-isms

A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ‘em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ‘em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.

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Yogi-isms

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

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Baseball Characteristics Yogi-isms

We made too many wrong mistakes.

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Mistakes Yogi-isms

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

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Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

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Time Yogi-isms

He can run anytime he wants; I’m giving him the red light.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

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Yogi-isms

He’s a big clog in their machine.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

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Death Yogi-isms

Yeah, what paper you write for, Ernie?

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Yogi-isms

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

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Situations Yogi-isms

We’re lost, but we’re making good time.

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Activities Travel Yogi-isms

He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s amphibious.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms