Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 4)

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms

We have deep depth.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

Little League baseball is a good thing ’cause it keeps the parents off the streets, and it keeps the kids out of the house!

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Children Parents Sports Yogi-isms

I’m as red as a sheet.

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Malaprops Yogi-isms

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

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Malaprops Yogi-isms

Thank you for making this day necessary.

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Yogi-isms

Every time I see him, he's not there.

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Yogi-isms

I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

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Yogi-isms

It ain’t the heat; it’s the humility.

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Heat Malaprops Science/Weather Yogi-isms

I don’t know, I’m not in shape yet.

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Yogi-isms

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

I made a wrong mistake.

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Misspokements Mistakes Problems Yogi-isms

90% of the putts that are short don’t go in.

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Golf Sports Yogi-isms

He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s amphibious.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

What time is it?… you mean now?

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Time Yogi-isms

I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis; I though he was from Tennessee.

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Places Yogi-isms

He must have made it before he died.

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Entertainment Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

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Death Yogi-isms

So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.

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Basketball Sports Yogi-isms