Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 5)

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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Yogi-isms

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

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Time Yogi-isms

What the hell’s wrong with him now?

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Yogi-isms

No, you didn’t wake me up; I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

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Sleep Yogi-isms

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

And they give you cash, which is just as good as money.

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Money Yogi-isms

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

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Mistakes Yogi-isms

Never answer an anonymous letter.

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Yogi-isms

Yeah, only in America could a thing like that happen.

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Yogi-isms

Little things are big.

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Yogi-isms

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

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People Yogi-isms

The only reason I need these gloves is ‘cause of my hands.

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Yogi-isms

It’s not too far; it just seems like it is.

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Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

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Situations Yogi-isms

I usually take a two hour nap from 1 to 4.

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Time Yogi-isms

Yeah, what paper you write for, Ernie?

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Yogi-isms

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

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Yogi-isms

The future ain’t what it used to be.

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Future Time Yogi-isms

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

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Baseball Characteristics Yogi-isms

I’m as red as a sheet.

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Malaprops Yogi-isms

It’s never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms