Subject: Yogi-isms (Page 5)

I couldn’t tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on its head.

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People Yogi-isms

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

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Yogi-isms

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone; there were so many people talking.

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Communication Conversation Speech Yogi-isms

You can observe a lot just by watching.

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Yogi-isms

I think greed is a terrible thing unless you are in on the ground floor.

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Yogi-isms

Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.

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Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

What the hell’s wrong with him now?

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Yogi-isms

Little things are big.

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Yogi-isms

Surprise me!

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Death Yogi-isms

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

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Yogi-isms

Shut up and talk.

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Communication Conversation Speech Yogi-isms

We’re lost, but we’re making good time.

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Activities Travel Yogi-isms

You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.

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Yogi-isms

I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn’t find it.

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Situations Yogi-isms

No, you didn’t wake me up; I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

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Sleep Yogi-isms

He must have made it before he died.

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Entertainment Yogi-isms

I made a wrong mistake.

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Misspokements Mistakes Problems Yogi-isms

It’s never happened in World Series competition, and it still hasn’t.

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Yogi-isms

Overwhelming underdogs.

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Baseball Yogi-isms

We made too many wrong mistakes.

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Mistakes Yogi-isms

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms