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Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected
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Food/Drink
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Officials: Elvis is Still Dead
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Kevorkian Clinic Short-Lived
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Thieves Steal 8 Tons of Spa Mud
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Study: Depressed Women Live Longer
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You Want To Be Buried on the Moon?
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Did Parrots Coexist With Dinosaurs?
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Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival'
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Ralph Nader
Prisoner serving 2,000-year sentence could face more time
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Man Admits Stuffing Shrimp Into Pants
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Creepy, Crawly Creatures Invade DC
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Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head
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Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage
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Small Town Celebrates "Toilet Fest"
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Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess
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