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Author: Associated Press Page 4
New Yorker Finds Roommate Dead, Second Time In A Year
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Teen Girls Driving More Like Boys
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Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses
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Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival'
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Deer With Big Rack Female, It Turns Out
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