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Study: Obesity Can Shorten Lifespan
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Study: Drinking, Fainting Connected
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Top Terror Fugitive Hid from Police on Nudist Beach
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Compromise on Ten Commandments
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Study: Ecstasy Causes Brain Damage
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Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival'
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Ralph Nader
Pig Music Ordered Turned Down
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Greece Declares War on Bad Cheese
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Memorial Pool Now a Crumbled Mess
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Shooting Suspect Said Hot-Tempered
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Baptists Halt Talks With Catholics
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Pole Sets World Record for Pole-Sitting
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There May Be Diamonds in Planets
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Body Of Unarmed Man Slain By Police Leaving For Africa
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Curious George Goes High-Tech
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Lawyers Weigh O.J. Witnesses
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Poll Shows Voters Prefer Bush at Barbecue
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Poop Scooper Finds Job Fun, Refreshing
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Stock Market Succumbs to Reality
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Couple Names Baby After Web Site
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Gays in Roanoke Recover After Slaying
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