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Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
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Nudists Fight Erection of Towers Near Wreck Beach
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New Sick Policy Requires 2-day Notice
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Florida Boys Coming to Laurel to Help Combat Literacy
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Giantkillers Stretch Town To The Limit
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Tennessee Williams Brought To Life In A Unique Setting
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Stampede For Compost
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Marriage Marred By Mashed Spud Mania
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Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
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Man Killed Over Phone
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Attack By Goat Ends In Car Ban
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Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice But to Run as a Woman
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Debate About Hanging Suspended
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Agent Says: Get a Lot While You Are Young
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Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
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Dodge Says Probe Puts Him in Awkward Position
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Buffalo Swept Off Feet By Choir
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Buzzing Undies Makes Shopper Faint
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Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Teacher Dies; Board Accepts His Resignation
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