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Senate Passes Death Penalty Measure – Provides For Electrocution For All Persons Over 17
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Playboy Playmate Blows Three Times
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British MPs to Drink Ethically Produced Coffee
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Under 15s Are All Stripped and Ready For Action
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Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
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How To Combat That Feeling Of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs
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Prosecutors Want Victim In Courtroom During Murder Trial
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Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
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Bacteria May Make Bullet Proof Vests
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