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Killer Plants Stalk Queen Mum
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Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
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State Population to Double by 2040; Babies to Blame
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Nix Council
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A Ms. Nix running for city council
Lost Trees Found In Scottish Highlands
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Goldfish Is Saved From Drowning
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Head of Anti-Violence Group Arrested for Hitting Referee
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Hospitals Resort To Hiring Doctors
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Traffic Dead Rise Slowly
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Expert Has Brains Of Chicken
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Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole-In-One
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Judge Pounds PUD
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Meat Head Resigns
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High Heels Lead to Foot Pain
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Underwater Church Rescue
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FEMA Probe Reveals Rain Caused Floods
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Man Accused Of Excessively Passing Wind
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Male Naturalist Members Rise
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Dog That Bit 2 People Ordered To Leave Town
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