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Swimmer trapped by beach balls
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End Of Cold War Does Little To Reduce Trench Coat Sales
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Shops Put "In Peril By Flowers"
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Healthy Diet Lowers Health Risk in Women
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Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
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Hitler, Nazi Papers Found In Attic
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Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser
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Hershey Bars Protest
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