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Shot Man Mistaken For Feral Cat: Police
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Relatives Served at Family Dinner
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Police Seek Rubbery Suspect
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Robbery
Condom Firm Stretches Product Line
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Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
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"Only Jail Will Stop Me," Says Illegal False Teeth Fitter
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U.S. Food Service, Feeds Thousands, Grosses Millions
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Pro-fat groups bigger, more visible
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Mole's Conviction Is Quashed
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Boy Cooks Must Eat Own Vitals
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Woman Sues Caterpillar For Sexual Harrassment
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Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
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Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney
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How Many Condoms Is Enough?
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Spates Guilty of Murder, Asks, “Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I've committed.”
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Iowa Move Back To Pittsburgh
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