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Man In Diaper Directs Traffic
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Dead Man Ignored Police Order
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Yeti Teaching Students Valuable Lessons
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Man Goes Berserk in Car Salesroom, Many Volvos Hurt
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Man Used Stolen Tow Truck To Steal Vehicles, Cops Say
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In Lakeland Florida
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