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Labour Councillors Worried About Disappearing Trains
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New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
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William Kelly Was Fed Secretary
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Earl Monroe Learned of An Enlarged Prostate Only After His Wife’s Prodding
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Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards
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Wrestling Midgets Are Killed By Fake Hookers
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Russia's Statistics Boss Accused of Fraud
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Officials Consider Bridge Suicide
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Lost Language Found But No One Can Read It
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Half Of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study For Graduation
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Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
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El Nino Blamed for Rise in Diarrhea in Peru
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Lingerie Shipment Hijacked – Thief Gives Police The Slip
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Westinghouse Will Buy Infinity For $3.9 Billion
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Scientists: All Men Look at Porn
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Montreal
Peacock Pops Alien Invaders
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Groom Sues Bride of 4 Mouths [sic]
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Boy Wants To Mount Autographed Guitar
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Men Who Make Inappropriate Advances Should Be Exposed
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One-armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
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