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Army Vehicle Disappears
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An $74K Australian Army vehicle is missing after being painted camouflage
Dole Loses Debate By Not Winning
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Bob Dole
Man Competent Enough to be Declared Insane
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The Driver Involved In This Incident Asked That Her Gender Not Be Revealed
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Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
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Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowds
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